Shoveling foods to give thanks.

My stepdad has cool new glasses.

This is what Meagan was doing while "we" worked on her college application.

Toilet shopping is much more complicated than I realized.

Laughing about being fed imaginary food.

Feeding my nephew imaginary food.

Clouds and sun at 10,000 feet.

Raphael's head turned clear

This Barnes & Noble section made me feel strange.

I discovered a spy while we were trying to study.

Honeys in Durham: I'm never going anywhere else.

Sulking in background

Also let the record show that Chester Arthur was a beard visionary.

Wait, maybe it's this one

But no matter what, this is my favorite portrait

Nixon's portrait is the classiest

Kennedy's official portrait in the National Gallery is by far the funkiest.

George H. W. Bush statue at the National Portrait Gallery.

FBI: this style of building is called "New Brutalism". ew.

The Washington Monument is endorsed by god